| [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women [message #125137] |
Fr, 02 September 2005 16:24 |
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You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star
Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case
they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.
Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women
Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!
MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!
Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.
Show us your green, we'll show you ours!
Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!
and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...
Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women [message #125138 ] |
Fr, 02 September 2005 17:54 |
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Hehe, quite witty and funny.
"Stan Jensen" <spam [at] wonderful.spam> wrote in message
news:44ogh1tq5nrilvjaap3tm2q53im780vi1c [at] 4ax.com...
> You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star
> Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case
> they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.
>
> Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women
>
> Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!
>
> MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!
>
> Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.
>
> Show us your green, we'll show you ours!
>
> Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!
>
> and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...
>
> Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women [message #125139 ] |
Fr, 02 September 2005 17:59 |
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"Stan Jensen" <spam [at] wonderful.spam> wrote in message
news:44ogh1tq5nrilvjaap3tm2q53im780vi1c [at] 4ax.com...
> You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star
> Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case
> they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.
>
> Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women
>
> Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!
>
> MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!
>
> Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.
>
> Show us your green, we'll show you ours!
>
> Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!
>
> and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...
>
> Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.
Hehehe. I was thinking more of a modification of Mel Brooks:
"Orion Slave Girls escort services: First Served, First Come"
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| Re: [HUMOR] - Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women [message #125146 ] |
Sa, 03 September 2005 15:00 |
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Stan Jensen wrote:
> You'd think the irresistible green-skinned females from the "Star
> Trek" universe wouldn't need an ad campaign, but we thought in case
> they needed help, we'd be right there giving it our all.
>
> Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women
>
> Get a girl who knows what's under Orion's belt!
>
> MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!
>
> Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.
>
> Show us your green, we'll show you ours!
>
> Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!
>
> and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women...
>
> Forget the block. Forget the world. They've been around the galaxy.
Not only our grass is greener....
Once you've had green, she'll stay in your gene....
I dream of Greenie....
Green: The color of love.
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